🌑 Black Friday Came Early: Welcome to the Weirdos Pre-Sale (15% Off + Free Gift!)
If you’re seeing this… congrats.
You’ve officially unlocked Black Friday Early Access, and we’re kicking things off with our biggest deal of the year — before the rest of the world even wakes up.
For the next 48 hours only, you get:
🔥 15% OFF every single order
🎁 A FREE surprise gift with every order
⏳ Early access before the public rush
Yep. Everything. No weird rules. No codes to remember. Just automatic savings and good vibes.
🎉 Why We’re Doing an Early Access Pre-Sale
Black Friday gets crazy every year — products sell out, websites crash, people panic-buy like they’ve never smoked before.
So this year, we’re giving our Weirdos family a head start.
You get:
✨ First dibs
✨ The best inventory
✨ The freebie (before they’re gone)
✨ VIP treatment because you deserve it
We wanted a sale that feels like a reward — not a fight.
💥 The Deal Breakdown (Simple + Sweet)
Here’s everything included in early access:
15% Off Sitewide
Carts, gummies, flower, apparel — if it’s on the site, it’s discounted.
Free Surprise Gift With Every Order
No, we’re not telling you what it is.
Yes, it’s sick.
Yes, it’s limited.
48 Hours Only
Once early access ends, the public sale begins… and things get hectic FAST.
🧠 What Should You Grab First?
Some things always fly off the shelf before Black Friday even starts.
If you want to be strategic, here are the top picks that usually sell out:
🔥 Customer-favorite gummies
🔥 Anything limited-edition or seasonal
🔥 Cartridges & disposables
🔥 Apparel drops
🔥 Anything with a “Weirdos” smiley (you already know)
Basically — if you've been eyeing it, now is the time.
🛒 How To Activate Your Early Access
Easy:
Just shop like normal.
The 15% off discount applies automatically at checkout.
👉 [SHOP EARLY BLACK FRIDAY HERE]
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🎁 Final Reminder Before You Jump In…
Early access is only for the next 48 hours, and once the freebies are gone… they’re gone.
If you want the best selection + the free gift + the VIP pricing, don’t wait for the public sale.
This is your head start.
Your VIP lane.
Your Weirdo perk.
Go have fun with it.
👉 Start the Pre-Sale
🔥 15% Off + Free Gift